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Mock the Week

Mock the Week,here goes:

Q.Whats’s the difference between a horse and the weather?

A.One is reined up and the other rains down.

 

Q.What does daylight-saving time mean, up North?

A.An extra hour of rain.

 

Q.What do you call two straight days of rain in the North East?

A. A weekend

 

Q.Where do lightening bolts go on dates?(apart from the Tyne Bridge,up North)

A. To cloud 9.

 

Q.How do thunderstorms invest their money?

A. In a combination of liquid and frozen assets.

 

Q.What did one hurricane say to the other hurricane?

A. I’ve got my eye on you?

 

Q.What did  one Tornado say to the other Tornado?

A. Lets twist again.like we did last summer.

 

Q.What’s the difference between weather and climate?

A.You can’t weather a tree,but you can climate.(climb it)

 

Not only but also:

Your train journey,consider this:

A notice you would not see in a train station:

Barking:

We are taking the scenic route to Barking on the District Line.We will be stopping at all stations to Barking,with the exception of Cannon Street.This train does not stop there on Saturdays due to . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

the total lack of interest!

A train announcement you would never hear:

“Hello,this is the captain of your Uxbridge train speaking,we will be departing shortly.Please note we will be cruising at an altitude of zero feet, and our scheduled arrival time in Uxbridge is 11.15pm.The temperature in Uxbridge is a cool 10 degrees celsius and Uxbridge is in the same time zone as Aldgate,so there’s no need to adjust your watches.”

This may be a conversation you may hear at the train station,tongue in cheek!!

Mr Smith says to the station master.

“What’s the use of having a timetable ,if trains never stick to it”?

“Well sir”,replied the station master ”how would you know the trains were running late,if not for the timetable”?

 

And that ’Was the week that was’!!

With best wishes to Lakeside Taxis . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

 

 

End October:YouTube Idea

Do you ever have that eureka moment,yes you do!

End of October yes that eureka moment occurred.

With Social Networking being the biggest thing since sliced bread,it seems quite uncool not to be included.

Hence i made enquiries regarding a YouTube promotion slideshow,yes sounds very technical yet extremely effective.

Link Twitter to Youtube to Facebook and in 3 easy steps your profile literally jumps to the top rung on the promo ladder.

Great when someones idea becomes the next advertising opportunity for all !!