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Symphony Hall Birmingham

Comedy,sense of humour or the lighter side of life should always be part of your everyday.

And when I noticed Milton Jones was appearing at the Symphony Hall Birmingham,there was no hesitation in making sure I would be there.

His sense of humour  tends to consist of, cleverly quick witted one liners, Which I must admit were  hilarious.

The English language is a fascinating and fabulous tool which can be used in so many ways and comedy being one of the better options.

The Irish heritage I posses tends to ere towards the lighter side of life.

Have you ever wondered how many emotions men have?

Men have two emotions Horny or Hungry.If he isn’t horny make him a sandwich.

And never argue with ugly people,they have nothing to lose.

And there’s more to follow . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

 

 

Vanishing,Oh no,far from it . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Firstly,apologies to those who were trying to take a peek at my website http://www.helen-jameson.com for what I think must have been a week or longer and were not able to access the site,it is now of course up and running,the reasons(which I feel you should know are detailed below)Being an extremely organised individual I was to say the least’upset’ to know you were not able to view my fabulous website.

I feel this should partly consist of a disclaimer ie.,through no fault of mine,as it was not fault of mine.

You may have thought for approximately 7 days or so I had totally vanished or rather my website had disappeared.I say 7 days it may well have been longer. I will when future renewal of domain name becomes due,follow up immediately.And the indication that the domain name has renewed is that the website is live and still visible to the google search engine.Simples!!!! What’s that famous saying ‘its not ROCKET SCIENCE’  .

Had I not thought on Sunday 13th October just to take a peek at my fabulous ‘main’ website(which I tend not to do as I feel it should be fine in all respects) I would not have discovered that it simply was not live ie., the domain name had not auto-renewed(as mentioned by web design company)

Your website is your window to the world ie.,WORLD,WIDE,WEB so if your website is down.it looks to those who try to search for you that your particular window has disappeared.

Do keep in contact with your web designer.(or whoever is hosting your website)

Remember:Check and double check that your each and every request has been carried out,or it is you who feel the  negative impact if your site vanishes from sight.

Not long now!!!

Not long now NEW PICS are with my web designer with request to add to galleries.

I have also requested that each one is ‘water marked’.As with past experience it seems the case certain individuals think they can use my pics to their benefit.Oh no,no,no they cannot.

Anyone who has met with Helen will know how organised she is,also not  forgetting, fun to be, a chic sexy style and a sensual aura.

And yes,have requested pics to be added in a certain order,purely for you!

As mentioned in previous post the photo shoot was a fantastic day from begining to end.

Enjoy the sunshine today and especially your weekend x x

 

New pics(to launch since Mid October)

Yes,NEW PICS to launch since Mid October.

Gorgeous pics,even though i say it myself.Loved wearing my hand painted silk kimono,my handmade corset(vintage style)and not forgetting french lingerie(seamed stockings) and the obligatory L.B.D. Think of a large silver mirror,coffee table and white staircase.

Needless to say i absolutely loved the whole day.

But why you ask have you not yet seen them.

The answer is:

I have been pondering weather to just ask my webmaster to pop them into my gallery on this site or do i have a seperate new website with a different feel to(this) my fabulous site.

A new site with warm,neutral colours,as my favourite pic of all from my photo shoot is absolutely awesome,it happens to emphasise my shapely legs.

Decisions,decisions, soon i will decide.

Any constructive ideas you may have do drop an email to me  helen@helen-jameson.com

Have a great weekend  H x

 

Contact via telephone 07955 302342

When considering to meet contact via telephone is preferrable to email.

Leaving a message on voicemail system  is also advisable on occassions,as i may be otherwise engaged ………………………..at the gymn or horseriding or  a little retail therapy or .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

And the reason for this post is:

To point out that calling or leaving a message on voicemail system is received much faster at times than an email.

Look forward to your call.

07955 302342

 

 

 

Shropshire

Spas,horseriding,restful Sundays with Sunday Times to hand,West End shows,retail therapy(of course)reading(current read ’Wired For Culture’ Author:Mark Pagel)Absolutely adore the written word,to be immersed in every page.Forget those ebooks/kindle etc., Turning each page of a book draws the reader closer and closer to each marvellous word of the English language.Next book to purchase will be ‘Britain Etc.,’ Author:Mark Easton. Who uses each letter of the  alphabet as a means to describe British culture etc.,

The title of this post is relevant in that the most recent interest/hobby i have been introduced to is:Clay Pigeon shooting.Shropshire has one of the better ranges,with facilities to match – 14 acres in total.

Further interests:

Eclectic taste in music:Classical/Jazz/Artists:Adele,Duffy,Ed Sheeran etc.,etc.,

English countryside,Cheltenham(Especially this week,any one who has the slightest interest in horses will be aware of the Cheltenham Gold Cup)

A very natural interest in all things Irish is always present,with a special regard to this particular time of year.

March 17th St Particks Day 

You may want to celebrate St Particks Day the Jameson way

 

 

 

 

 

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Gong Xi Fa Ca

Gong Xi Fa Ca - Wishing you prosperity in Mandarin. Or Happy New Year -Kung Ha Fat Choi

The Chinese New Year started today Monday 23rd January.

The year of the DRAGON

Born during the year of the Dragon your character is said to be:

Self-Assurred,intellectual,passionate,confident,hard working,full of energy,determined and will inspire other people.They do not like routine,are excited by new projects,show loyality to friends,are popular and fun loving.

What fantastic traits to have.

Not wanting to sound familiar to a lecture regarding Chinese culture,here are a few fun loving jokes to start your week.

Chinese couple in bed.He says “I want a sixty-nine”.

She says “You want beef and broccoli now?”

 

Why are hurricanes named after women?

They’re wet and wild when they come and take your house when they leave.

 

What’s the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

 

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bar tender “How much for a beer?”

The bartender replies “For you,no charge”

 

What do eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

Polaroids.

 

Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?

So they can see their Air Force.

 

You may already  have the characteristic traits of the  Dragon,if not make it your year to be passionate,confident,determined,self assured, to inspire other people and most importantly  fun loving.

 

Smile its Christmas

Tis the season of goodwill and remember if you don’t have Christmas in your heart.you will not find it under the christmas tree.

There are many’ politically correct’ statements used in almost every avenue of your life and christmas is no exception .The following poem may well encourage a wry smile.

 

Twas the night before Christmas and Santa was a wreck.

How to live in a world that’s politically correct.

His workers no longer would answer to ‘Elves’.

“Vertically challenged” they were calling themselves.

And labour conditions at the North Pole,

were alleged by the union to stifle the soul.

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Four reindeer had vanished without much properiety,

released to the wilds,by humane society.

And equal employment had made it quite clear,

that Santa had best not use just reindeer.

So Dancer and Donna,Comet and Cupid

were replaced with 4 pigs and you know that looked stupid.

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So . . . . half of the reindeer were gone, and his wife

who suddenly said she’d had enough of this life

joined a self help group,packed and left in a whiz,

demanding from now on her title was Ms.

 

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No football,no baseball,someone might get hurt

besides,playing sports exposed kids to dirt.

Dolls were said to be sexist and should be passe

and Nintendo would rot your entire brain away.

 

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So,Santa just stood there,disheveled and perplexed,

he just couldn’t figure out what to do next?

His sack was quite empty,it was flat to the ground,

nothing fully acceptable was anywhere to be found.

Poem now complete,you may want to consider:

It’s not what you spend at Christmas,it’s who you spend it with.

 

Not many photos,logos or colourful entries within the posts i pop onto my blog ,yet i think you will agree words paint a thousand pictures.

 

May the Christmas you have be the best ever x

 

 

 

News

There are times when a certain piece of news will shock, sadden and baffle the hell out of you!!!

Riots,yes those ‘riots!!!’

London,Manchester,Birmingham and other cities and towns throughout the UK are still shocked and saddened by those awful,awful episodes of murders,intimidation,asaults,burglaries and arson(not forgetting the danger which the police suffered,officers under constant attack by misiles,bricks, akin to a war zone)This is not Somalia,this is not Afghanistan,this is not Kabul,this is Great Britain,we have a democracy which many countries crave.

Today the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge visited an area of Birmingham which is recovering from the murders of those mindless looters.

News clips revealed smiles on the faces of the participants within those ’aggressive’ gangs intent on stealing,waltzing out of shops,with armfuls of clothes,shoes,trainers,  televisions and mobile phones after having smashed their way through the windows.

Leaving inner cities similar to war zones.

There are stores which encourage the more affluent shopper and also the  chain stores,which  provide employment and which in turn help to support and build the economy of that certain area.Destroy those business’s and the community suffers.

Gangs it seems use aggression and violence along with covert intimidation.

2 Quotes which i noted from a recent article in a certain magazine,read:

’1)There will always be someone who has less.There will always be someone who has more.’

2)’You cannot make a poor man rich by making a rich man poor’

A different opinion or point of view is welcomed and encouraged in a democracy.

Retail figures published recently were predictably low,certainly not helped by recent events.

Retailers within London,Mancheser,Birmingham and certain towns are suffering with negative foot fall. 

Covert or aggressive intimidation,assault,murder,rioting,looting,arson burglary, is not  part of a civilised democracy.

Envy,greed,jealousy may have also played a part in those awful days of the riots.

At this stage i do thank those kind,and thoughtful gentlemen who have called/emailed with concern as to my welfare.As i have two websites and the domain name to one of those being  http://cityofbirminghamescort.co.uk and also main website http://www.helen-jameson.com  which mentions London and Birmingham.(And also availble throughout the UK.) 

The above post gives a clariy to my opinions regarding those awful awful riots.

Normality is resuming to those inner cities,with 126 days before Christmas and Harrods already has in place their famous Christmas shop and Christmas cards spotted in certain stores within South Birmingham.

Touchwood,Solihull,South Birmingham and Bicester Village Outlet are certainly gearing up for those early christmas shoppers.

A fleeting visit to York,Ebor race meeting was most enjoyable,for sure!!