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Mature Birmingham Escort

Preferring to use the word Courtesan and not escort.

Whilst you are either travelling South to North, alternatively North to South and feel the journey has been somewhat stressful and prefer time ‘just for you’ do call or email to enable you relax and unwind from the rigours of daily life.

Those endless obligatory meetings, networking,  visits to Birmingham Nec all can take its toll on one’s stress level.

I do realise that others may think, what a glorious life it must be to constantly attend numerous meetings, with time away from familiar surroundings.

Yet the truth is,that the constant need for you to outperform last years sales figures/reach targets, certainly must make even the most focused,feel more than just a ‘little’ stressed.

Therefore, you may just want to spend time away from those stresses and prefer time just for you with an elegant,mature companion who is most of all fun to be with, yet also able to converse on most subjects.

Wether a brief encounter alternatively a dinner/date at a restaurant of your choice. I would be more than happy to discuss via telephone.

Do leave a message on the voicemail system(If I happen to be driving)

Have a great week

Helen x x

ps: there is a certain protocol I follow which ensures I will meet only with the ‘mature, professional, gentlemen’ which must also put your mind at rest knowing the exclusivity of Helen Jameson  


Yes,serendipity it must have happened to you at some stage in your life.

It truly is amazing when you least expect your day(whilst browsing the German Christmas Market Birmingham) to literally bump into certain friends.  

How fantastic to catch up,chatting for most of the afternoon and almost completely forgetting the Christmas shopping.

They also have a similar sense of humour etc., and as they hadn’t visited Birmingham for a while were quite impressed with the changes.We,surely had a fabulous afternoon and have of course(before their train journey down south) made sure to arrange to meet during and after the festive season.

And not forgetting to say ‘happy christmas’ to the somewhat gorgeous mature gentleman who went out of his way to suggest certain items of lingerie I would(in his words)look fabulous wearing. He was extremely subtle and not in the least tacky or distasteful in his comments.

Christmas can be a time of stressful  for some people and also,those who may have lost a loved one.

It is,times such as these where it is possible to reflect and know how precious each and every day is and that serendipity plays a huge part in everyone’s life.

And never forget the ’good,kind and genuine’ people you have in your life.. . . . . . . . . . . . . .








Symphony Hall Birmingham

Comedy,sense of humour or the lighter side of life should always be part of your everyday.

And when I noticed Milton Jones was appearing at the Symphony Hall Birmingham,there was no hesitation in making sure I would be there.

His sense of humour  tends to consist of, cleverly quick witted one liners, Which I must admit were  hilarious.

The English language is a fascinating and fabulous tool which can be used in so many ways and comedy being one of the better options.

The Irish heritage I posses tends to ere towards the lighter side of life.

Have you ever wondered how many emotions men have?

Men have two emotions Horny or Hungry.If he isn’t horny make him a sandwich.

And never argue with ugly people,they have nothing to lose.

And there’s more to follow . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .




September  now here and after a fabulous Summer holidays etc.,and with hotter than average temperatures,comments regarding  last month are long overdue.

As you know,I do not have a dedicated page re:  ’Wish List’ within my website. It is for you to decide what or if you would like to purchase a gift.Saying this prompts the word ‘Thankyou’ to certain mature,gentlemen who have chosen to bring along with them either:

perfume,flowers,gorgeous lingerie and also a stunning gold pendant.

All of these gifts are very much appreciated.And show the thoughtfulness of each of my fabulous mature gents.

I do think that at this stage the majority of those who read the text within my website realise that I not only enjoy the special moments whilst dining in a gourmet restaurant but also still enjoy classical music,not only at Birmingham Symphony Hall,but also at the Royal Albert Hall etc.,etc.,

Not forgetting ‘a day at the races’(horseracing)

And if you do not realise this please take the above as a reminder,as there is so much more to life than restaurants.

All in all,a  memorableSummer 2013′ for all the right reasons.

Hope your’s was too x x  

ps:gifts mentioned above were in addition to  donation(refer to donations page) as this is  for my  time and companionship ie.,were you to suggest meeting for a coffee/ lunch/dinner etc.,etc.,these occasions would still incur the donation mentioned in website.




New Photographs

Yes,new photographs and from the excellent response i am pleased to say i also have a 2nd site.

A briliantly designed new website to showcase my fabulous new photographs.

It is a site which of course sits alongside my favourite http://www.helen-jameson.com

Pop the following url into your Google search  http://www.maturehelenj.co.uk 

The design ooozes a warm feel from the rich colours,yet still in keeping with a straightforward design,no swirling graphics etc.,etc.,

Navigation of the site is to the point.

Please note that London is also mentioned within the text at the foot of each page (along with contact details)and again stresses i am available to meet with you in the Capital for the lengthier meetings ie.,dinner/date,overnight liasons etc.,

Not forgetting and  also mentioned Birmingham, wherethere exist fantastic shopping opportunities,hidden gems of hotels,preferred restaurants.

The text(which is original and self explanitory)gives details (which you may well be aware of)regarding my preference to meet with ‘MatureProfessional Gentlemen’

You may or may not be aware that to read the text at the foot of each page,there is a need for you to scroll down with your cursor to the right hand side of the screen(I do realise you may be concentrating on the visual side of my site rather than the text,enjoy!!)

It is (I.M.O) that only when like minded individuals meet, that a relaxed and memorable encounter can take place.

A true courtesan is not only one dimensional but much,much more.

Thankyou for the many compliments received with regard both to my new photographs and new website.

Remember:Don’t put something  off forever,as you never know when forever is. x x

07955 302342     irishcharmhj@fastmail.net   helen@helen-jameson.com





Happy Valentine’s Day

Wishing you Happy Valentine’s Day,.

Now,it may be you are going to(or you already have)purchased the most gorgeous gift for that special person in your life.And you may now be wondering just what to write in that special Valentine.s Day card.

Those words could be:

I’m not Fred Flintstone,but i can make your Bedrock.


I think i’d miss you even if we’d never met.


You’ve been the Apple of my eye.,

You know how much i care.

So Lettuce get together we’d make a perfect Pear.

Now something’s sure to Turnip.,

To prove you can’t be Beet.

So,if you Carrot all for me.,

Let’s let our Tulips meet.

Don’t Squash my hopes and dreams now,

Bee my Honey dear,

Or tears will fill Potatoe’s eye.,

While Sweetcorn lends an ear.

I’ll Cauliflower shop and say.,

Your dreams are Parsley mine.

I’ll work and share my Celery.,

So,be my Valentine.


Q)What did the painter say to his wife?

A)I Love You with all my ART.



And then:

The following may or may not be relevant to you;


Don’t wait for the one you can live with,

Wait for the one you can’t live without.


You never lose by loving.You always lose by holding back.


The art of Love is largely the art of persistence.


Love,like a river will always cut a new path whenever it meets an obstacle.


Kindness in words creates confidence,Kindness in thinking creats profoundness,Kindness in giving creates love.


Enjoy Valentine’s Day !!!!!!!!

And if you are a 365 Romantic,thats much,much better x x

Happy Chinese New Year

A new year in the Chinese calander,the year of the snake.Fireworks play a huge part in this tradition with at least 260,ooo boxes of fireworks sold and they are it is said to ward off evil spirits.The giving of a red envelope containing an ammount of money which is still upheld,as this symbolizes ‘good luck’. The ammount generally within one of those envelopes would end with an even digit ie.,28,188 etc., as odd-numbered money gifts are associated with funerals.

Moving on. . . . . . .

Recalling a previous post where i mentioned a fab restaurant where you could savour and enjoy  Chinese/Cantonese cuisine,

It is of course,Chung Ying, which has a brilliant menu,fantastic atmosphere combined with excellent service.Based within the Chinese quarter in  Birmingham.

Chung Ying is ideally  locasted within  2 minutes  of  the  Birmingham Hippodrome.

Therein is a reminder that The Phantom of the Opera is well worth a visit  between  13th March – 4th May 2013(although i have already seen this stunning show in London)And it is of course showing at the Hippodrome.



Firstly a ‘thankyou’ for all the emails and calls wishing my goodself a Happy New Year.It is the kind thoughts which accomapny each of those New Year wishes which makes those three words’ genuine’

And hopefully your New Year is developing into your best yet.Whatever ‘best’ may mean to you:

Best to you may be . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .No i could go on and on buy only you know!!



Yes,i promise they are waiting to be uploaded to my website,there are however technical hiccups at present!.

Moving on. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Chinese New Year 10th February

Strange,yet true.As our New Year always begins on 1st January(i do like to state the obvious at times)

There is a fabulous Chinese restaurant within central Birmingham,which is well established and has a tasting menu which is quite impressive.

Will post details of restaurant nearer to 10th February.


Not only but also. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Yet again,i have received emails which ask if i would visit you whilst you are either:

In London,Harrogate,Newcastle etc.,

The answer quite simply is yes.

All that i would say is i do need relevant details with a timescale.


Nearly forgot to also say ‘thankyou’ for those extremely thoughtful christmas gifts,which i must say were fabulous.




Not long now!!!

Not long now NEW PICS are with my web designer with request to add to galleries.

I have also requested that each one is ‘water marked’.As with past experience it seems the case certain individuals think they can use my pics to their benefit.Oh no,no,no they cannot.

Anyone who has met with Helen will know how organised she is,also not  forgetting, fun to be, a chic sexy style and a sensual aura.

And yes,have requested pics to be added in a certain order,purely for you!

As mentioned in previous post the photo shoot was a fantastic day from begining to end.

Enjoy the sunshine today and especially your weekend x x