Gong Xi Fa Ca

Gong Xi Fa Ca - Wishing you prosperity in Mandarin. Or Happy New Year -Kung Ha Fat Choi

The Chinese New Year started today Monday 23rd January.

The year of the DRAGON

Born during the year of the Dragon your character is said to be:

Self-Assurred,intellectual,passionate,confident,hard working,full of energy,determined and will inspire other people.They do not like routine,are excited by new projects,show loyality to friends,are popular and fun loving.

What fantastic traits to have.

Not wanting to sound familiar to a lecture regarding Chinese culture,here are a few fun loving jokes to start your week.

Chinese couple in bed.He says “I want a sixty-nine”.

She says “You want beef and broccoli now?”

 

Why are hurricanes named after women?

They’re wet and wild when they come and take your house when they leave.

 

What’s the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

 

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bar tender “How much for a beer?”

The bartender replies “For you,no charge”

 

What do eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

Polaroids.

 

Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?

So they can see their Air Force.

 

You may already  have the characteristic traits of the  Dragon,if not make it your year to be passionate,confident,determined,self assured, to inspire other people and most importantly  fun loving.

 

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