Smile its Christmas

Tis the season of goodwill and remember if you don’t have Christmas in your heart.you will not find it under the christmas tree.

There are many’ politically correct’ statements used in almost every avenue of your life and christmas is no exception .The following poem may well encourage a wry smile.

 

Twas the night before Christmas and Santa was a wreck.

How to live in a world that’s politically correct.

His workers no longer would answer to ‘Elves’.

“Vertically challenged” they were calling themselves.

And labour conditions at the North Pole,

were alleged by the union to stifle the soul.

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Four reindeer had vanished without much properiety,

released to the wilds,by humane society.

And equal employment had made it quite clear,

that Santa had best not use just reindeer.

So Dancer and Donna,Comet and Cupid

were replaced with 4 pigs and you know that looked stupid.

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So . . . . half of the reindeer were gone, and his wife

who suddenly said she’d had enough of this life

joined a self help group,packed and left in a whiz,

demanding from now on her title was Ms.

 

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No football,no baseball,someone might get hurt

besides,playing sports exposed kids to dirt.

Dolls were said to be sexist and should be passe

and Nintendo would rot your entire brain away.

 

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So,Santa just stood there,disheveled and perplexed,

he just couldn’t figure out what to do next?

His sack was quite empty,it was flat to the ground,

nothing fully acceptable was anywhere to be found.

Poem now complete,you may want to consider:

It’s not what you spend at Christmas,it’s who you spend it with.

 

Not many photos,logos or colourful entries within the posts i pop onto my blog ,yet i think you will agree words paint a thousand pictures.

 

May the Christmas you have be the best ever x

 

 

 

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