Man says:”Shall we try swopping positions tonight?”

Woman says:”That’s a good idea-you stand by the ironing board,while i sit on the sofa and watch tv!!

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China has a population of a billion people.One billion.That means even if you’re one in a million kind of guy,there are still a thousand others like you.

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Man says,”I always look for a woman who has a tatoo.I see a woman with a tatoo,and i’m thinking,okay,here’s a girl who’s capable of making a decision she’ll regret in the future”

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A man asks his personnal trainer in the gym:”I want to impress that beautiful girl,which machine can i use?”

The trainer replied,”use the ATM machine outside the gym!!!”

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Man rushes into his house and yells at his wife “Brenda,pack your things,I’ve just won the lottery,” Brenda replies,”shall i pack for warm weather or cold?”

“I don’t care,”says the man,”just as long as you’re out of the house by noon”

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